Cablevision - Fashion Police, Season 2, Episode 16

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Fashion Police is in front of a live audience and includes Joan Rivers, Juliana something Kelly and George Osborne about what celebrities have worn this week and sometimes comparing them to prostitutes. And you know what, it was really, really fun. And I do not know how! I do not know what it is! But it is the opposite of fun.

For some reason, Jaime Pressly on the program today and she is wearing a particular brand called Flirt and everyone nods and says, "Yupyupyup" Jaime shows us a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow. 3 Ironman Premiere George hates floral print like Kelly because the hair of Gwyneth is to remove the "pretty boring," Joan says, it is lucky, she is full of crap - .. so that the flowers can fertilize! Hahaha ... what?

Next Ke $ ha is wearing a vintage dress 60s. George says he loves her, and then said something passive-aggressive weight. Kelly believes that her body is "new" to forget that this is not a show about body clothing. Jaime is confused by Ke $ ha Nude shoes and said, "Where are the feet," Joan said: "The dress is short and feminine, like Tom Cruise" Hahaha ... what?

It's time for Vanessa Hudgens, and Joan said his outfit is "busy the kitchen Adele at teatime." Since this is literally what it says. They think, "Oh man - Kelly go mental!" But she puts her head in her hands. Sinead stupid! This is not a show about standing up for the people! Boy is my face red!

And with one last zinger of Joan, "Zac Efron is a girl!" They move on the "Show me your pup," in which she, a special guest to guess the celebrity by their dog segment. The guest this week is Nina Van Horne Just Shoot Me! She thinks she invented the word "pescatarian"! Joan asks him "Are you naturally thin, or you throw?"! Everyone says, "Oh, JOAN Lololol!"

You know that scene in Oldboy when he denigrates the seat repeadelty man with a hammer? I do not know, just something about this reminds me of that time.

Fashion Police want to stop Snooki Snooki to carry their own dress Couture in the MTV Movie Awards. Kelly said the dress does not fit her, and then said: Kerry Washington is too short. Oscillates between Kelly applaud women make bold decisions, such as wearing a hat shaped cigarette, and then criticize the female body in a way that a species has nothing to do with it. You kind of atmosphere they know appalled by the fashion police is that they are not a Joan of the jury, it would be on their list "miss". We forget in this show, and think about this for a while.

After a lively segment "Starlet or Streetwalker" where they blur the faces of people and run shame people bitch (FYI: Taylor Momsen LOOKS = a prostitute J.LO and Naomi Campbell LOOK = usually as prostitutes), her best of the worst week will be announced. Despite the fact that it "looks as if it had a big lunch," says George, pregnant Halle Berry won best of the week. Gwyneth won worse because of the internet.